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Abuela:mijo, te hago un sanwich?
Me:no, gracias abuela acabo de comer.
Abuela:te parto fruta?
Me:no, gracias.
Abuela:no quieres un jugo de naranja?
Me:no abuela.
Abuela:un vaso de agua?
Me:no, de veras estoy bien.
Abuela:come mierda pues.
— 13 hours ago with 13558 notes

pablophonic:

positivelypersistentteach:

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

I feel like this is a card postsfromthemrs would buy.

We’ve actually looked at that card for people before, but we never find it near an actual birthday…

— 1 day ago with 365259 notes

inbackyrds:

windycitylibrarian:

thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: sizvideos]

I feel your pain, little guy.

This .gift set makes me endlessly happy.

— 2 days ago with 207736 notes

prrb:

please turn on the audio for this

(via salvadoran-bean)

— 6 days ago with 217473 notes
kendrug:

dont tell me how to live my life

kendrug:

dont tell me how to live my life

(via metropolitancannibal)

— 1 week ago with 276175 notes
lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

(via spanishmajorproblems)

— 1 week ago with 131969 notes